William Santamaria

A William Santamaria is typically a tall (6’3, at the least), handsome, has beautiful, sharp defined features and flowing black locks. He is likely Columbian, which means he has big feet, among other things. He may appear, on the outside, to be a beer, rollin and football God, but if you get to know him, he’s so much more. He likely has hidden talents, usually of artistic nature, and is a slug lord. Yes, slugs as in shelll-less snails will flock to his feet. If you tame a wild William, he will love you until you break his heart . But adopting such a wild beast comes with percussions. Firstly, his mood swings are has big as his feet. He can become easily enraged. For example, he may punch a hole in his wall if he runs out of socks. Just be patient, for soon he will return to his angle state. On the other hand, his behavior sometimes will resemble that of a little boy. If you fit his needs, having a pet William can be very rewarding.

Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis

- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.

“Woah, who’s that tall hottie. Do you think I have a chance with him?” girl 1

“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2

by Upside Down up and Around July 16, 2022

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Keke Williams

Hey y’all, This is my great aunt Keke Williams ||| she was hit with a metro train back in 1689 by Mrs. Maria Shopkins Hopkins. She was crossing the underground rail round when Massa Shopkins Hopkins found her and hit her with her husbands metro train. Keke Williams was only 32 when she was hit with that metro train. Today that metro train is in the Cvmmington Museum in the Nicki Minaj Empire. That metro train was used by Queen Nicki to attack Minister Cardiovascular Bronchitis’s Soldiers and Princess Trisha Paytas’s soldiers during the Badussy War. The metro train was also used by Queen Nickis Besti Queen Jiafei. Queen Jiafei used the metro train to attack Dutchess Taylor Switch and the Swifties Kingdom, As well as King James Charly and the Charly Islands. These events occurred from 1790 - 1903. Mrs Keke Williams is remeberd as one of the most powerful woman on planet Earth after she survived the metro train attack and came back from the dead in 1867 to help Queen Nicki attack the Swiftes Kingdom. But soon later Keke went back to her coffin and hasn’t came back since. Thank you.

Wow look at Keke Williams she’s the strongest Woman on the Earth!!

by kitten kween July 19, 2022

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William

William is such a caring, lovely, handsome, humorous, and amazing guy! He is that one friend who would absolutely make your day. He has such an amazing smile, amazing laugh, gorgeous eyes, you name it! If you ever feel down in the dumps, always go for Will! If you ever feel ill, call for Will! He'll always be there for you. AND! He would make an amazing boyfriend and husband. Will would fulfill you anytime, anywhere! Just to make you happy! :D And of course, chill with the Wills. >:)

Girl 1: I feel lonely.. I just don't know who to call..
Girl 2: How about your "friend" William? ;)
Girl 1: Oh shi girl yeah you right... William always makes me happy, thanks bestie, slay..

A lot of hours later:
Girl 2: How was it?
Girl 1: .....amazing.

by i drank your house July 19, 2022

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Earl Williams

A sex offender from Stoke on Trent who does tatooing.

Bob: "Hey, Where shall I get a tattoo?"
James: "There's a guy in Stoke on Trent who does tattooing, his name is Earl Williams"
Bob: "is he good?"
James: "Yeah he's alright for a sex offender"

by WaynieG July 26, 2022

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Jonathan Williams

The boy who I love most in the world. He makes me feel like a princess, and always puts my feelings first. He always makes sure I am comfortable, gives the best kisses, and is very hot. His sleepy voice is one of my favorite things in the world. He is one of those people who you could spend every day with and not get tired of. I want to spend every day of my life with him. He's the best person to have as your first love, and will always hold a special place in my heart. He's not only a great boyfriend, but he is like a built in best friend too. You can really have a laugh with him, and you fall more and more in love with him every time he cracks a sarcastic joke. Hes so patient with me, especially when he teaches me to play video games. AND HES TALL I LOVE THAT

S: I Love you Jonathan Williams

by cherry cosmos July 30, 2022

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