tommy two honk

Noun

1. Cheating in an illegal contest of speed. The Guilty party starts before the customary third honk.

Alex is a total Tommy Two Honk, he jumped before the third horn.

Watch out for the super jetta, the driver is a Tommy two honk

by bushidodynomyt December 23, 2016

two popes ago

various long time ago

Yo I haven't seen Haley since like two popes ago.

by ConchaPouser November 04, 2013

The two hand spoiler

Wanking off with one hand on your dick while you tickle your gouch with the other.

Egor: Never guess what i did this morning!
Will: What?
Egor: Hmmm i got a bit crazy with the Two Hand Spoiler!
Farbod: I like boys

by Egor, Will September 13, 2008

Texas two step

When you put peanut butter on your asshole, taint, and balls and have her dog lick it off vigorously while you are balls deep in her honey pot

Goddamn; lisa and her dog baxter gave me the best texas two step I ever had

by Hammyboi69 November 15, 2019

Two inch pinch

The longest dicc in the universe

I finessed yo girl with my two inch pinch

by SuperBlitzKing101 February 21, 2018

Joker two face

Best Greek rap crew

Joker two face και στην άλλη ζωή γαμω το σπίτι (joker two face and in the other life fuck the house)

by Niggα cαt October 30, 2019

two hand man

a man that needs two hands to fit around thier nutters, and enjoy being touched by 13 year olds .

jeffie
THM SR.= two hand man senior :)

by Silly billy bean February 13, 2009