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Beef Remington

A dish where you take a steak and shoot it with a gun until it is a spreadable paste. Usually served with Chicken in a Biskit crackers.
Honey, did you buy any ammunition? I'm making Beef Remington tonight.
by bossnacho April 8, 2013
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Humble Beef

humble beefs (noun)
Definition:

A mild or low-stakes dispute—petty drama that’s acknowledged with a wink, not a war. Usually involves light jabs, small disagreements, or playful rivalry where both sides keep it respectful. The “humble” part means the conflict is restrained, ironic, or self-aware.
Petty but Polite
A disagreement over trivial things, often couched in polite language.
Example: Arguing in the group chat about the “right” way to load the dishwasher, then ending with “lol all love.”

Friendly Fire
A rivalry between friends, often for comedic effect or inside-joke continuity.
Example: Trash-talking your friend’s favorite sports team while knowing they’ll roast you back.

Self-Deprecating Beef
When one party humorously picks a fight with themselves or admits their side is flawed.
Example: “I have humble beef with my own playlist for betraying me with a Nickelback track.”

Clout-Lite Drama
Internet spats staged for attention without actual malice—often subtle enough to fly under casual observers’ radar.
Example: Musicians throwing tiny shade at each other on Twitter so fans can “decode” it.

Petty Justice
Standing up for a principle in a way that’s obviously disproportionate to the stakes, but still kind of admirable.
Example: Leaving a Yelp review just to correct the spelling of “martini” on the menu.
by MatthewDonovan August 8, 2025
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Beef Galaxy

If costco hotdogs were sold somewhere on my walk home I'd become a beef galaxy
by NuclearRice July 15, 2025
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Dangle Beef

She had dangle beef, it looked like a Big Montana from Arby's got hit with a rubber mallet.
by Höneyßlunt December 7, 2023
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Beef Jerky

Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.
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Beef shack

A used up puss hole thats just been finished in. Looks like a roast beef dripping with mozzarella and baptized in juice
Damn Becky get that beef shack out of my face. I’m not eating that

Damn I just finished off Becky so hard. Looks like a beef shack down there
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
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Beef and Cheese Hot Pocket

When a guy fucks someone with his cock smothered in melted cheese both partners may or may not eat it afterwards
"Baby can we do a beef and cheese hot pocket tonight?"
by Yasmeenesque April 17, 2024
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