Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

Hats

An item in the 2007 fps game Team Fortress 2

I have many hats

by Firepea368 April 2, 2023

Blue hat

For someone that is trying to say I'm a racist without saying I'm a racist
Blue is anti yellow AKA anti Asian
The blue hat trend 2007 to now

That person is a blue Hatter

by M.N.L May 15, 2022

beer hat

Aggressively throwing a beer in a plastic cup over someone’s head, usually done to show extreme dislike.

I couldn’t stand that girl. I went into the bar and gave her a beer hat.

by Juleofdnile May 27, 2025

Hat kid

A very interesting and comedic streamer who you should watch on Twitch and means someone who is “packing” and amazing

Hat kid is a goat

You got shit on by hat kid

Hat kid just said sum stupid shit

Hat kid has big meat

by Hatkid July 2, 2021

Red Hat Anxiety

Feeling or thinking any negative emotions or thoughts from seeing a hat that looks like a MAGA hat.

I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.

by -CEO- August 13, 2019

Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio

Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!

by the most awesomeme May 16, 2022