cock-monsieur

1. Derived from the french food croque-monsieur. It means somone who prefers gardening with an uphill slant. Someone who drills marmite. A bender.

Look at the way he walks! I bet he's a cock-monsieur.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.

Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!

by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008

thick cock

Thick cock represents the male reproductive system known as the "penis" or "peni" for a plural.
Thick is shown when the penis is enlargened

gay 1:man, your dad's cock was thicc dude
gay 2:you mean he had a thick cock?

by dorigo bimo October 22, 2018

mush cock

A term created by my cousin and me. This is a noun describing the condition of a man's erect penis, only it is soft and mushy in the erect state. This is NOT like whiskey dick, because the man in this case is completely sober, he is just born this way (sadly).

Girlfriend one: "The guy I hooked up with was so bad in bed, I could barely feel him in me, he had mush cock"
Girlfriend two: "Word"

by craftyashley August 3, 2007

grandfather cock

When you're trying to shop for some antique grandfather clocks for your paps but then you unfortunately forget the "l" in "grandfather clock" and now you wish you were dead.

Poor Fool: *mistakenly types 'grandfather cock', clicks on 'images'*
*questionable things appear*
Poor Fool: AH DEAR GOD GET THE BLEACH

by Vladdy45 April 26, 2019

Cock Brand

A Cock brand, sometimes refered to as Cock Logo is a tattoo, most commonly of tribal design, appearing on the backs and shoulders of Cocks, douches, and other social retards and serve as a good mark of who to avoid in the bar.

Person1: Dude I'm gonna get a tattoo!
Friend: Cool what kind?
P1: A tribal right here on my shoulder! it'll be awesome
F: No it'll be a cock brand and you'll look like a douche!

by Dr. Ars Egravy March 15, 2010

Cock Sneeze

Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation

John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."

Adam- "What's wrong with you?"

by Tikkito November 5, 2009