Texas

A state with bipolar ass weather

holy shit the weather in texas is bipolar

by Kam2023 March 25, 2021

Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.

Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick

by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021

Texas Doghouse

When in the process of lovemaking the man replaces his penis with a hotdog.

My boyfriend did a Texas Doghouse on me last night.

by C/G April 8, 2021

Texas

Where all the pretty bihhs be!

Guy1: Damn, she's hot!
Guy2: of course, she's from Texas

by Amyluv May 8, 2021

Texas Strong

1. The act of fellating a man who has repeatedly and continuously insulted your wife's appearance or who has accused your father of being a traitor.
2. A grown-ass man blaming his poor choices on his teenage daughters.

"Man, that Cancun Cruz sure is Texas Strong."

by DaemonXar June 4, 2021

Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!

Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.

by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021

Texas teabag ticklers

Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.

My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!

by cobrafang May 19, 2021