It’s a classic cock and ball torture method with a theme first u get a nice blowie from a leaf blower and feel all nice then you take a weed wacker and shred your dick and balls to fucking shreds it’s just gone man
Nigga 1: Man I just gave myself that landscaper special
Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti
Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy
Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti
Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy
by Big -d March 13, 2019
Get the The landscaper specialmug. An absolutely nauseating girl or woman, usually between the ages of 16-27, but can come in any age. They are easily recognized by their daisy duke shorts with the top button undone because they're two sizes too small, and cowboy boots or UGGS. They have been ran through by every guy in your school/place of work and somehow still have the audacity to think they're a prize. What most second-rate Southern Belle types become. Despite being complete whores, they're usually decently good-looking which is how they bait their prey. Typically found in Mississippi but can also be spotted in neighboring states such as Georgia, Alabama, and as far out as West Virginia. Beware.
Favorite Sayings: "I'm not like other girls", "I only have guy friends", "Girls don't like me"
Favorite Sayings: "I'm not like other girls", "I only have guy friends", "Girls don't like me"
Guy 1: That's a pretty good-looking broad.
Guy 2: Stay clear, man. That's a straight Mississippi Special.
Guy 2: Stay clear, man. That's a straight Mississippi Special.
by Yous_urname May 12, 2021
Get the Mississippi Specialmug. by stickhaus November 25, 2020
Get the Nick D Specialmug. when you put soap on a woman's vagina, whilst closing her asshole with a sponge and she queefs, causing bubbles to be blown, then you say "I'm ready!" and eat her out
by D4nn7 February 24, 2024
Get the Spongebob specialmug. When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.
by Bigqueefer69calfmommy420chunk May 1, 2023
Get the Calf Mommy Queefer Specialmug. by coochieandweed69420 October 25, 2020
Get the Special Browniesmug. 