snow football

vigorously masturbating, usually used in the context where you hurt yourself in the process.

dave tore his acl while playing some "snow football"

by dankipzzzzzzzzzzzz February 22, 2011

Palauan Snow Plow

When a man ejaculates just outside of a woman's vagina, then proceeds to plow his penis swiftly and unexpectedly into her vagina, pushing the cum inside. May result in injury upon both ends.

"Dave, Sarah's in the hospital!"
"Yeah, John gave her a Palauan Snow Plow last night."

by Skinny_Bones December 1, 2019

Mark Snow

Mark Snow is a little short bitch who will never grow. If asked to hit his vape, he'll deny you of your request and be anal about sharing the dome piece. If ever encountered, this little ankle biting cunt will scream at you for being a simp at the highest decibel of noise, leaving you feeling dizzy and throwing off your equilibrium.

Man fuck MARK SNOW, he's a little bitch; You guys know MARK SNOW, yea he wont let me hit his vape; Guys I don't feel good, MARK SNOW just screamed at me for being a simp, i think i need to lay down.

by 420MikeHunt69 March 6, 2020

If It’s Snowing, I’m Going

A phrase used to express interest in a large group of blondes, particularly sorority girls, with an excessive obsession of hockey players.

Person 1: “Are you coming to the party tonight? There’s supposed to be a bunch of girls there.”
Person 2: “If It’s Snowing, I’m Going.”

by The Real Jubes May 6, 2024

Snow Blunt

A blunt smoked out in the snow

It's been really cold recently but it's perfect weather for a snow blunt

by GMcD January 22, 2023

Salty Snow

When you put cocaine in your urethra and cum in a woman

I gave that bitch some salty snow

by GoonCaveMaster May 21, 2025

Wisconsin Snow Blower

Basically 69 but both people start with snow in their mouths.

Wanna pound some Milwaukee’s Best and then I’ll give you a Wisconsin Snow Blower?

by WisconsinSnowBlower December 20, 2021