A term that refers to a man's penis with the added reputation of being in the ass, hands, pussy, or mouths of a female slut(s). Due to it's popularity, one's "slut monkey" is frequented by sluts, and is never at rest.
"Trust me Jane, there is nothing to fear from my slut monkey - it's friendly!...", said John. Believing his words, Jane started to direct it into her already juiced cunt.
by thadelus January 30, 2009
Get the Slut monkey mug.So called "Slut Shaming" simply consists in calling "Slut" a slut, usually seen as as a terrible thing from feminist snowflakes who think that every woman has the right of being a whore and other people have no right to say what she actually is
"That girl had sex with the whole football team, what a slut"
"You have no right to slut shame, having sex with strangers just because you like being smashed by random dicks doesn't mean you are a slut"
"Oooook"
Slut Shaming is so horrible
"You have no right to slut shame, having sex with strangers just because you like being smashed by random dicks doesn't mean you are a slut"
"Oooook"
Slut Shaming is so horrible
by Ale86 December 17, 2020
Get the Slut Shaming mug.A Slut Monkey is a very very very large whore that enjoys swingin from cock to cock to cock just like a monkey switches trees to get the ripest bananna! (sorry guys that have small dicks.. no slut monkey will want you!)
by Keebler the Cookie snatcher May 13, 2005
Get the Slut Monkey mug.A massive slut. The most whorest person ever. The kind that takes over castles in Mordor and can conjure spells.
by Hell LE April 8, 2015
Get the Dragon slut mug.O..M..G, have you seen dani’s(the TikTok slut) New TikTok. She wearing her see through fashion clothes again🥴
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Get the TikTok slut mug.by cdsl March 2, 2010
Get the Slut red. mug.A phase in a Linux user life where he keeps switching from a distro to another, as new half-cooked features are hacked/patched into them.
They are usually proofs of the theory that the only thing concrete you can do with a linux distro is to simply install it... and spend your evening tweaking the settings of the X-Window server.
They are usually proofs of the theory that the only thing concrete you can do with a linux distro is to simply install it... and spend your evening tweaking the settings of the X-Window server.
Typical distro-slut quotes:
"Woah, Red Hat rocks!" (1996)
"Red Hat sucks, they do business like Micro$oft! SuSe is sooo l33t!" (1999)
"SuSe is a big bad Novell brand! Gentoo rulez 'coz of it's portage system! (2004)
(Distro-slut then switches to FreeBSD as he realize the ports system was a FreeBSD idea, and lives happily ever after)
"Woah, Red Hat rocks!" (1996)
"Red Hat sucks, they do business like Micro$oft! SuSe is sooo l33t!" (1999)
"SuSe is a big bad Novell brand! Gentoo rulez 'coz of it's portage system! (2004)
(Distro-slut then switches to FreeBSD as he realize the ports system was a FreeBSD idea, and lives happily ever after)
by My-name-is-already-taken-dammit October 10, 2006
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