Sam K

Just a super nonchalant guy. He walks around life just being the shit. Women love him, and men fear him. He’s the only man who can slam a revolving door… he’s the most interesting man in the world

Blond Swedish Super Model 1: “Har du sett Sam K nyligen?”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 2: “Jag har inte sett honom, jag antar att han är super nonchalant och så ”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 1: “ Jag är rädd att jag älskar honom.”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 2: “ jag också“

by asstastegoodiasuume August 19, 2024

sammed

To get unbelievably bamboozled in a video game caused by misdirection, misbelief, and skill

blud got sammed

by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 3, 2024

Sam Millar

Just a fucking sick guy

Sam Millar loves a can of fozzies x

by Milldingo September 7, 2020

Sam

Sam is an absolute fucking idiot. Usually seen at walmart parking lot or in his 98 cheverolet fucking a mudcricket. will respond to you if called yee yee fuck or shitbag. aspires to be John Dewrell and Kam Hollinghead as he rides both of their dicks anyways.

holy shit Sam you fucked Emma

Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite

by yomomsjuggs May 20, 2019

To Sam

Verb.

When you grab a girl by the CHIN and Mack on her mouth only thinking about it 5 seconds before he did it.

He can’t commit though.

To Sam is when you kiss a girl by grabbing her chin & kiss her without thinking about it

by youllneverknowwho September 25, 2021

Sam Perrault

The best non binary person you’ll ever meet, they are awesome.

Sam Perrault. Is. The. Best. Ever

by Char char August 28, 2022

Sam

Someone who hates other people's opinions and has to have the last word.

"Gosh, Sam sure is being a dickhead to this guy named Ansel."

by A_RelativelyCoolGuy July 7, 2016