surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019

Baked Potato

A person with a mental or physical disability that smokes weed.

My down syndrome brother is a baked potato.

by noodpood May 16, 2019

Potato

Ninja

Ninja has potato aim

by 3yka blya3 May 20, 2019

Regae potato

a Jamaican potato

whoa that's some regae potato

by gummycat2007(: December 2, 2019

Potatoes

The love of my life

I love potatoes

by Hyugaqueen December 5, 2019

SS potato

Sweet and sexy potato

“Wow” thats an ss potato francis exclaimed

by BaMss December 14, 2019

pew potato

A churchgoer who stews in the benches without doing anything outside the church walls.

He's a talented guy, too bad he is a pew potato.

by fallenwarrior69 December 15, 2019