Touching Pickles

Gay hipster sex

See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.

by DisasterWeenie August 18, 2019

Pickles on the Side

When a pansexual propositions a transitioning male-to-female and requests that they abstain from penetration until specifically requested during the sexual acts.

Some like to call it ‘when Harry met Sally’, but in Texas we call it Pickles on the Side’

by All Bets Hedged February 04, 2021

Pickle Syndrome

When you somehow have no opinion on a popular subject.

Me: What do you think of the MCU
Also Me: Idk, it sure does exist
Me: You have nothing to say about it?!
Also Me: Yes.
Me: That’s some serious pickle syndrome.

by VanillN May 31, 2023

Pickled Rick

A cucumber that is pickled in vaginal fluids.

I got drunk last night and spent my entire paycheck on a jar of Pickled Ricks.

by TheGuiltyHero March 22, 2018

Jizzy Pickle

A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.

Dude, stop checking out my girlfriend. Nothing's worse than having blue balls with a Jizzy Pickle.

by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010

dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.

"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020