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Does a duck with a boner drag weeds

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?
by wordfanagler January 2, 2019
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Duck the shit out of her

Where you fuck a girl so hard her vagina makes quacking noises like a duck
Bob - Did you fuck her?

John - Yeah I got to duck the shit out of her

Bob - ?????

John - I fucked her til her vagina quacked like a duck
by dducker December 14, 2011
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every duck has its knife

An idiom meaning every cute thing has a threatening side. Originates from images of a plush duckie holding a toy knife with a soulless expression. Similar to the related idiom "every rose has its thorns."
Although the small, adorable Talyssa is usually kind, she definitely has a feisty side, too. Every duck has its knife.
by flonoot November 2, 2020
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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great
by A real n-word October 23, 2019
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Snoop duckie duck

Term is sung around fans of hip-hop and fans of Snoop dog in particular to convey the sheer stupidity of hip-hop names and culture.
"Snoop duckie duck, Qwack, Qwack!!"
by Xenon 133 June 15, 2009
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Whatever sucks your duck

tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?

becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).
by britmazing!! March 21, 2011
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fuck a duck on a gut wagon

Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.
Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon
by Dimpaliengirl February 3, 2018
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