Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!
I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!
by tellthetruthD August 1, 2012
Get the dead beat grandmommug. by Na Bandss March 26, 2023
Get the On My Dead Homiemug. You are on a bus and someone wearing headphones or who looks like they think they're watching a TV program gawks in your face. You don't bother to say "Hello!" (or "WTF?!") because you already know they won't answer nor even blink, but instead you heartily remind yourself under your breathe, "(It's just) a brain-dead gawker (oh yeah!)"
by ozmatic November 24, 2010
Get the brain-dead gawkermug. by Gabe dasaro or your boi keebel March 15, 2019
Get the Dead meme jrmug. You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.
Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
by asksidnow June 7, 2010
Get the Dead Seal Attackmug. by Rocket sex February 19, 2021
Get the be dead forever simulatormug. by lowsense December 8, 2017
Get the half dead funmug.