David

David, also known as Gayvid is closet faggot who refuses to come out of the closet. Anyone who knows him, knows he is the biggest semen guzzler and he takes it in the fudillo!

David is a faggot.

by Bstrd December 20, 2019

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David

A very cool man. Usually very Hot. He can be smart. He is a good friend, and could be yours for 5.99 a month. Because they are too cool.

You- Davids are very hot
Your Friend- I know if I were gay, I would date him.

by Bravoss November 28, 2021

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David Belmonte

A famous Younower, Muser and Instagramer who is known for making cute and hot videos and pictures for the internet. Everybody falls in love with this boy.

,,Do you know David Belmonte?"
,ofc he is made of boyfriend material'
,,Go away he is mine"

by carobufty July 9, 2017

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David is the sickest most badass name ever spoken by human lips. He is a fighter known to kill lions, bears, and other predators using smooth stones, and he also killed a giant motherfucka when he was like 14.

If you meet a David, make sure to befriend him, that is the most certain way to survive his awesomeness.

I met a David, and he was amazing!

by Dirty downsyndrom November 19, 2021

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