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Beat A Human Day

Beat A Human Day is a day on the 28th November in which you can Beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.
A: Hey it's 28th of November! You know what that means?
B: Grab me a bat, it's beat a human day.
by Joeaaaa November 27, 2023
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beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it
I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off
by Esperanato January 22, 2021
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Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.
DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"
by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025
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National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer
“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)
by Crxfic August 15, 2024
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