The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.
Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
by JBC is life September 24, 2021
Get the Jesus Boob Cultmug. by SpyingSquirrel January 15, 2021
Get the Under-boob-facemug. Are those those thingies on my chest
by Kiki myself July 7, 2020
Get the Boobsmug. Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.
by fapstar 420 March 11, 2014
Get the boob lobstermug. Younglightskin Boobs is so sexy and makes girls to incredibly horny, he gets hella vagina and all the emo girls love him plus he’s super aesthetic and sweet and black and is going to change the world basically a god
by Younglightskin Boobs March 23, 2022
Get the Younglightskin Boobsmug. 'Bar Boobs' are when a girl falsely enhances the size of her breasts using push up bras and god knows what else, specifically when going out to the bars or clubs.
-"omg did you see becca's instagram pic from last night?!"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"
by ssll1o1 September 19, 2016
Get the Bar Boobsmug.