A Christian

Having a day off from work, because Christian is always on holiday.
I'll take a Christian on Monday, if that's OK?
by Schnodi August 15, 2022
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A Christian

When you hit a golf ball from one side of the green to the other.
For christs sake…. I’ve done A Christian. I’m off to the Red Lion, I’ll see you there.
by Ze Germans. February 16, 2024
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Christian Siren

A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .
Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"

Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"

Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
by Dr.Vadgers August 14, 2015
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christian (girl)

this person can be very religious other then that they always get the right friends for them that friend is always loyal to them if you get in touch with a christian don't ever leave her she will literally be the best thing that happened to you
boy1: whos that

boy2:that christian (girl)
by heav4life March 03, 2022
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Nambour Christian College

A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.
Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
by Notactuallysrs November 13, 2022
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fideles christian school

send help! 💗🤣🎀
we have a conspiracy theorist as a main representative for our school and piles of cat liter in the classes when we have floods. also mrs gregory has a dick unfortunately‼️🫵
fideles christian school has a multi-genitaled teacher.
by underwingtalkative February 12, 2024
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