Texas two step

When you put peanut butter on your asshole, taint, and balls and have her dog lick it off vigorously while you are balls deep in her honey pot

Goddamn; lisa and her dog baxter gave me the best texas two step I ever had

by Hammyboi69 November 15, 2019

The two hand spoiler

Wanking off with one hand on your dick while you tickle your gouch with the other.

Egor: Never guess what i did this morning!
Will: What?
Egor: Hmmm i got a bit crazy with the Two Hand Spoiler!
Farbod: I like boys

by Egor, Will September 13, 2008

Two-Faced Booking

To have 2 Facebook accounts so you can spy (cyberstalk) on others or to have a clean account and a "free to say what you want" account.

I am Two-Faced booking. One account to keep it clean and one to keep it real.

by TTL PKG May 26, 2010

Two inch pinch

The longest dicc in the universe

I finessed yo girl with my two inch pinch

by SuperBlitzKing101 February 21, 2018

two popes ago

various long time ago

Yo I haven't seen Haley since like two popes ago.

by ConchaPouser November 04, 2013

Joker two face

Best Greek rap crew

Joker two face και στην άλλη ζωή γαμω το σπίτι (joker two face and in the other life fuck the house)

by Niggα cαt October 30, 2019

two hand man

a man that needs two hands to fit around thier nutters, and enjoy being touched by 13 year olds .

jeffie
THM SR.= two hand man senior :)

by Silly billy bean February 13, 2009