turd hurdling

The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass

Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.

Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!

by Captain Neck February 5, 2015

turd toupee

Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.

I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.

by ShakenBaby September 6, 2016

Turd Sandwich

From the TV series of South Park, Stan is made to choose between a Turd Sandwich or a Giant Dooche for the school mascot, but personally, VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH!

Stan: So you want me to choose between a Giant Dooche or a Turd Sandwich...?
Cartman: VOTE FOR GIANT DOOCHE
Kyle: VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH

by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

Turd

new Zealands version of freshman.

Name of a person starting their first year of college (high school) in new Zealand& Australia

Fucken turds blocked the toilets again

by Lassyloo March 6, 2019

Secondary Turd

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum

Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon

by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019

turd purgatory

when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.

"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "

by anonymous September 18, 2020

Turd Sled

When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet

Before I went poop, I set up a turd sled. It saves time so I don’t have to clean the toilet bowl

by Darkmuff March 24, 2025