Monke Syndrome

At any given point of time, the number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time

Last night Monty was telling me that he is cool because some girl saw his instagram story.
I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome

by Neriv October 15, 2020

Sidekick Syndrome

The phenomenon by which you were never hot enough in high school to be anything more than your cool slacker best friend's wingman - until you enrolled at a top college full of other virginal nerds. Now all of a sudden you're a stud by default, or maybe you just have an average amount of pull, but it's completely new and now you have no idea how to act.

Person 1: If Fred from Freshman 15 has been dating Suzy from Sig O for two months, how come he's still so weird about kissing her in public?
Person 2: He has a classic case of sidekick syndrome. Go 'Cats.

by ila_arou October 16, 2020

Birthday syndrome

When you become a massive dickhead to everyone, especially your sibling, just because you were pushed out of a vagina on this day.

Ricky: Mara has total birthday syndrome, i hate that bitch.

by QueenOfRain May 19, 2018

slay syndrome

when ur bff is addictive to the word 'slay' and says it literally 24/7

*shout out to you susu :D*

jennifer: omg you know raechel? she has slay syndrome *eye roll*
fruity bob: naurr SLAYYY *gasps*
jennifer: ugh its gotten to you too now

'my grandma died'
'omg slayyy'

'i did so bad on my bio test *starts crying*'
'its okay SLAY'

'so she said she doesn't want to be with me anymore because im not harry styles'
'she's in her yassification era, and so are you, SLAYYY'

by harryficationslay April 27, 2022

scotty syndrome

itchy ballsack

I have been experiencing Scotty Syndrome alot recently

by Dr.SixtyNine July 16, 2016

Kiko Syndrome

A condition where the victim can't grow out of Naruto. Most victims are Naruto fanboys and suffer from Naruto obsessions, won't stop making references and are extremely annoying. Dosen't matter how much animes the victims watched, it seems as if they only watched Naruto. If you suffer from this condition your friends and familly miss you.

"What a drag.."

"He must have Kiko Syndrome!"

by Drinoco098 February 24, 2022

IKEA SYNDROME

That moment where you don't know where you are, what time it is, what floor you're on, or how you'll escape.

I went to IKEA yesterday for some candles but after 2 hours I realized I was caught in the damn IKEA SYNDROME

by JD_Ripper April 11, 2023