Moroccan tea party

When your husband is found upon the groundskeeper with the butler on him

person 1: like a manwich?
person 2: it's actually known as a Moroccan tea party

by lifeispointless March 29, 2025

Cup of Tea

London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.

I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.

Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?

Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.

by Simmywhimmy January 5, 2022

Bone apple tea

A stupid ass meme and copypasta that people thought was funny. Well it's not, it's dumb af. Originated from the equally stupid r/boneappletea subreddit.

nobody:
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

tea

This is actually my fav drink

There a lots of differnet flavours

Do you want some tea?
What tea flavour do you have?

Just sit down on the school floor and drinks peac h tea

by sailorhurts28 December 3, 2017

tea-burner

One who SOMEHOW accidentally (or maybe purposefully because who the hell could accidentally do this shit) burns tea.

Sarah, a high-ranking member of the Society of Tea-Burners, burnt yet another cup of tea. May god have mercy on her soul.

by semitart July 2, 2018

Tea Master

This is an investigative journalist or a blogger that receives dirty and damaging secrets mostly about celebrities and exposes them to the general public mostly via social media.

The Tea master just released screenshots on the Dj Mo cheating scandal.

by dm1g31 October 7, 2020