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Tea Bag

Where person giving the said "tea bag" holds penis in upward motion pulling up & uses but sack to slap ones forehead. This is done in a light swinging motion. Nuts can also lay on ones head and be considered the same.
Man lays nuts on ones forehead & says "tea bag!"
by BReady1989 November 19, 2015
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tea vodka

It's quite simple, honestly. You take a fresh bottle of straight vodka (none of that flavored crap), and you steep a bag of tea in it (preferably either Twinings English Breakfast, Bigelow Lemon, or Earl Grey) in the fridge for AT LEAST 8 hours. Et voila you have tea vodka.
"Made some tea vodka for the viewing party tonight!"
by BigBob9999 November 20, 2021
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tea

the gossip that keeps every girl living.

the fuel of EVERYTHING in high school and the only reasons why girls ever text on group chats.
hey sisters

-no reply-

“i got some tea to spill

“OMG SPILL SPILL !!!!!!!!”
by ehhhhhmehgirl101 June 5, 2020
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Lost dreams and tea

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.

The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.

It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.

P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
I live out my days on lost dreams and tea, but if I am not mad, then who else will I be?
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Typical Tea Activities

(T)typical (T)tea(A) activities.
a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic

such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.
PERSON 1 Yeah..and then he almost stabbed me, typical tea activities though.
PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.
by teathepot August 14, 2023
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Say Tea

Anglophile

2. A person, especially a generic Canadian whom feels a kinship with the culture and customs of Great Britain. Usually through a great grandparent who was born there.
My Mom inserts “whilst” into every possible sentence… Say Tea

My sister never misses Coronation Street, she is such a Say Tea
I never start my day here in Pittsburgh without toast and Marmite.
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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towel tea

a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out
"dayum girl, im thirsty, you wanna towel tea?"
by XnsFracture May 12, 2016
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