The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.
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Get the I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them mug.A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
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Get the Clown mug.Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.
by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009
Get the Clown Shoes mug.a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
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