The most badass motherfucker in the universe. Short but powerful, this Italian big dick fucker gets shit done
I wish I was a "Ryan Augusta"
by someepicbadass March 20, 2017
Ryan Foard is an very unique type of man I shall say, he gets all the girls and moms. Ryan is known for caring for others, good looks, having a big dick and being one of the most caring men you shall find!
Girl(1): Have met my man
Girl(2): What’s his name
Girl(1): Ryan Foard
Girl(2): I know him! Isn’t he the pengest man in the country side?
Girl(2): What’s his name
Girl(1): Ryan Foard
Girl(2): I know him! Isn’t he the pengest man in the country side?
by Romario Jakes December 08, 2019
Ryan nikirad is the beatiful fusion of unbelievable white liquids and a ronaldo sexual following in the footsteps of his majestic floor.
Mr. Ryan Nikirad stood rooted to the spot. He had been hugged by a
complete stranger. He also thought he had been called a Joe,
whatever that was.
complete stranger. He also thought he had been called a Joe,
whatever that was.
by Dejicomedyshort February 09, 2022
Person 1: do you know Ryan White?
Person 2: Oh yeah... That kid... Umm, yeah I hate him, he isn't special in any way shape or form.
Person 1: true God aye
Person 2: Oh yeah... That kid... Umm, yeah I hate him, he isn't special in any way shape or form.
Person 1: true God aye
by UwU-69 March 27, 2020
He is a mysterious guy who would make you feel in love. However, he kept his secrets to his own. You would not understand him sometimes but he will surely love you. You may question his loyalty because he tends to be very busy with his work.
by Lbalvarez June 08, 2021
A tall variety of man with big ears who practices the Charizard on his female of choice. He is incredibly lame and eats his oreos with milks.
by IbbyTay September 17, 2008