Crusty Rusty

When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.

We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.

by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021

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Rusty

the coolest person you will ever meet like EVER. talks a lot so sometimes it’s acceptable to tell him to shut the fuck up but if you like listening then trust me you will never get bored. Has a lot of things on her mind hahaha...

“who’s this annoying bitch? she won’t stop texting me...”

“oh... that’s just Rusty, ignore him.”

by rusteesp00n July 12, 2021

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Rusty Cutlass

A sexual position; The position entails for the man to begin with anal sex until just before climax pulls out of his partner and smacks them across the face with their phallus with a loud "Yar!", "Avast ye landlubber" etc.

"I totally gave Sarah a Rusty Cutlass last night"

by Captain_Cockstrong July 17, 2021

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Rusty Eye

A Person or a Nocturnal Animal Who Has Yellow Eyes But Also Has Pinkeye, Allergies or is Stoned

The Term Comes From the Golden Glow of Yellow Eyes that You Just Dont Get with Any Other Eye Color
And the Rusty Part Comes from When Precious Metals Like Gold or Bronze Rust and Become Not as Shiny Anymore
Hence the Term Rusty Eye

Guy 1: I Love Your Bright Yellow Eyes!
Girl : (Sneeze) (Rubs Her Eyes till they Turn Red)
Guy 2: Hey Rusty Eye

Vet: You Cat Has Got An Eye infection Give Her These Eyedrops
Owner: OK
(A Few Moments Later)
Owner: Hey Rusty Eyes
Cat: "Miaou"

by baliebox4916 July 23, 2021

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