Short person

They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!

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Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!
by Just figured out that I'm GAY! November 05, 2021
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Orthodox White Person

The kind of White person that is described by CRT and/or has the behavioral patterns of a White Anglo Saxon Protestant.
The alt right is filled with a ton of Orthodox White People.

My friend thought he was being coy by playing devils advocate but really he was being an annoying Orthodox White Person.
by TheloniousAnkh69 June 03, 2022
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fake mixed person

someone who posses the dual-heritage of caucasian and black, but still manages to look deformed; unlike the rest of their mixed brothers and sisters.
james jones is so ugly, is he even mixed?
- yea, hes a fake mixed person.
by bbybrd May 26, 2019
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ahhh munks and the guys of the event will go to the cross walk and walk across while tring to avoid the falling rhinos and anchors.,!@#? and firetrucks.
metro colin anus aribasn yooopooo gooot a frind an yoooo napoleon 48 person cross walking event, i watched a turkish guy shit in a toaster and cook it to perfection.
by aggagagdegigfidhfgkdjvhjhaaaau November 17, 2022
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AMAZINGEST PERSON

GRACE IS THE AMAZINGEST PERSON
by shaaaa bruh November 21, 2020
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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 20, 2024
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