The act of sitting in a hot car after engaging in a water-based activity, such as swimming or diving, without turning on the air conditioning, allowing oneself to bask in the trapped heat and humidity like a lily-pad in a pond on a hot summer day.
Hannah and Dan were late to the party because they spent 15-minutes lily-padding in the parking lot after swim practice.
by King.Frog January 29, 2025
Get the Lily-padding mug.my beautiful gorgeous delicious sweet amazing(did i mention beautiful?) wife. jared padalecki is the most gorgeous man on earth n honestly should be the president of our country. he has been gorgeous since the 1990s, his specific peak(controversially) being the 2010s. hes been in many goated movies(may i include house of wax?) including friday the 13th the 2009 remaster(where his moobs were outrageously huge), supernatural(where he had luscious hair), and gilmore girls(where he was an extremely sexy jerk). i could write an entire paragraph on this man. he is so incredibly amazingly amazing amazing amazing it never fails to fly over my head. literally the most delicious man ever. extremely bitable and uh.. may i say extremely arousing. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER. if u don’t agree then you are not the brightest in the bunch.
girl: “bazinga!! jared padaleckis man boobs are huge in this movie, lawd have mercy..”
(straight) boy: “biyaaaatch.. imma straight male but giirl u right, he could tots get it.”
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random: “have u watched supernatural? season 5 sam makes me wanna combust, dear god.”
another random: “yeah, seeing him made me bust in my pants.”
(straight) boy: “biyaaaatch.. imma straight male but giirl u right, he could tots get it.”
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random: “have u watched supernatural? season 5 sam makes me wanna combust, dear god.”
another random: “yeah, seeing him made me bust in my pants.”
by eatsjaredpadaleckischewedgum February 24, 2025
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we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.
by thevictim1 March 10, 2025
Get the lily padding mug.Once strictly used by people from Ireland to describe people from abroad who claim Irish ancestry, this term has been appropriated by Irish Americans who are tired of green beer, shamrocks in Guinness, and the "everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day" mentality. Plastic paddies can claim no Irish ancestry, have only a superficial knowledge of Irish and Irish-American history, and use St. Patrick's Day as an excuse to drink excessively. They genuinely believe that the Irish in America were lower than slaves, despite ample evidence to the contrary.
by sillymittens March 16, 2025
Get the plastic paddy mug.A man whose family comes from Gujarat and is very direct with his words and advice, but it all comes from a place of love no matter how insulting it may sound. Om Paddle, as a Gujarat, is extremely cost-efficient with his funds, making sure no bit of currency is wasted. A very dedicated man who will pursue his goals without letting anything get in his way or distract him. Paddle is also very good at playing mobile games and loves the homies' meats.
Person 1: Have you seen Om Paddle?
Person 2: Yeah, he was negotiating with a sales rep over the last dollars of a down payment for his car.
Person 2: Yeah, he was negotiating with a sales rep over the last dollars of a down payment for his car.
by FlashedMoth June 5, 2025
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