March 29

March 29, national get fucked up drunk day. whatever day of the week it is, you and your friends have to get really fucking drunk.

Hey! we need to drink tonight.
- Why?
It's March 29, it's the national "get drunk day"

by Bamsee24 March 28, 2022

March 29

March 29th is national kiss your boyfriend day

Hey it’s March 29 give me unlimited kisses

by Livergirl3987 March 29, 2023

March 29

March 29 is the day when you show your crush this and they have to give you their number or social media so yall are able to talk and send memes to them :)

person 1: “Hey what day is today?”

person 2: “March 29, why?”
person 1: “HOLD UP, wheres *****”

by ~gay loser~ March 26, 2021

Oeuf qui Marche

The main character in the fanfiction "Oeuf qui Marche's Request" by Xx_vestusindisguise_xX on AO3. As his name implies, he is an egg that walks. However he is more than that, he has a greasy rommate and was somehow able to befriend the fashionable god, Vestus. I've heard him best described as a "nasty Vestus simp"

Oeuf qui Marche ate a sandwich after that intense futboll session

by zestmaxxer75 June 16, 2023

13th Of March

It's @hheizou appreciation day! Happy birthday Rin!
Go follow @hheizou on TikTok!

@Tastychilde: Hey, it's the 13th Of March! Let me go DM @hheizou!

by tastychilde June 05, 2022

17 March

Have sex with your bf/gf

Girl: Hey

Boy: hey
Girl: can we have sex as it’s 17 March?
Boy: yes we can

by SugarSnapPees June 09, 2024

No Mascara March

You can not put mascara for the whole month of march

Girl 1: OMG can't wait for the party tonight, I'm going to put on ALL my makeup

Girl 2: Sure but you can't use Mascara

Girl 1: WHY!

Girl 2: Because it's NO MASCARA MARCH BITCH!!!!!

by No Mascara March November 05, 2019