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timber lips

The person at the drinking event who walks around with a handle offering everybody sips from the bottle. This person is usually hammered already and insists you take a swig.
Did you see timber lips walking around with that handle of fireball?
by Timber lips November 5, 2023
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Granny Lip It

When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.
On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.
by Marcamango September 27, 2020
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desert lip

i got 3rd degree desert lip from smoking to much herb
by og786598 October 14, 2011
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upper-lip valve

What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.
I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.
by QuacksO September 20, 2019
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Lips of an Angel

An overplayed buttrock song by Hinder. Also the theme song for dudes who beat their wives and go to church.
Cummin fru-hum da whips of an annngulll!
The lips of an Angel.
by Autistic Anonymous June 16, 2025
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Lip service

Giving a woman lip service is to use your lips, tongue and mouth on her vulva with intent to bring her to orgasm, as she rightfully deserves.
His enthusiastically gave me some of the most sensational lip service, causing me to buck uncontrollably.

His lip service was so heavenly I could have swore I died and became reborn again.

He asked if I wanted his lip service in exchange for prepping dinner so I eagerly agreed since I don't mind cooking.
by New_application January 30, 2024
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lavender lips

Girl: "omg I have some serious lavender lips"
by Purple pussy February 10, 2017
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