Fly Fucker

When your penis is so small it can fuck something the size of a fly.

Archie: "Hey, yesterday I saw a fly fucker!"
Me: "oh hey, that was probably me!!!!"
Archie: "no way, I do that too!!! Your penis is abnormally small as well?!"
Me: "Yes!!!!"

by Richard "Dick" Boomsbottom December 30, 2023

FUCKERS

Facebook suckers. People who believe anything they see on FB without bothering to research whether or not it's true.

I saw some fuckers who believed a post that said"cherry chapstick" referred to an engorged clitoris.

by Fucktrump911 February 16, 2020

child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021

Fucker peanut

When you are a fucker peanut you dont have a clue that you are one, none of your friends actually like you and think you are fucking weird

You are a fucker peanut

by Peanutpuppito November 16, 2018

bottle fucker

to fuck a bottle

dont be a bottle fucker dylan!

by redkombi March 20, 2020

Sharpie Fucker

Somebody who uses a sharpie as a dildo... I guess you can use it In anal too???

Lol sharpie fucker

by Eteled's_cum November 23, 2021

happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.

by slamdee July 15, 2017