Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin. I know what your thinking, what if it’s your third cousin, it’s still your cousin you clown 🤡 you’re still SUS if you do it regardless if they’re first or third cousin.
Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin
Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!
Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard
Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.
Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!
Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard
Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.
by Noah Gjokaj December 7, 2022
Get the Cousin Fuckermug. "Man my feet are ugly" while talking in the presence of someone with ugly feet in response the other party would say "man your a Sideways mother fucker"
by Coloradonik April 20, 2024
Get the Sideways mother fuckermug. that guy is such an Eruma-Fucker
by Smokeyavoidstaxes December 31, 2021
Get the Eruma-Fuckermug. by boI_L December 7, 2021
Get the jojo fuckermug. You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021
Get the Sheep fuckermug. In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse
Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....
...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .
Mike : Nah , I wish !....
...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .
by Cam11 September 14, 2019
Get the Fucker’s Penismug. A book fucker is a dick less shit who loves masturbating on the pages of books even though he can get pussy.
by Konan the Paper Lady September 5, 2021
Get the Book Fuckermug.