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French Grammar

The most mind-numbing grammar ever invented
"English speakers must not be able to speak out language, but how will we accomplish such a task?"

Make the French grammar impossible to do unless it is a native speaker?"
by Parsival.2222 September 26, 2022
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Peeling french fries

"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"
"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
by IncyIncoming September 28, 2022
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International french hate day

October 17 is International hate the French day. So spend today hating the French more then you normally do
Shut it you surrender monkey. Happy International french hate day
by Jwharris44 October 17, 2022
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French Guy

Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."

Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"

Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."

Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"

Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"

Iam ☺️

Hym "Now get back to work!"

Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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Texas French Fry

A fat, messy line of cocaine.
“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”

“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”
by LogiBogy May 20, 2022
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French fry hairs

French fry hairs are the male versions of noodles hairs. They are all over roblox and are uphillers. They are slowly catching up us dahoodians must stay focused.
These annoying ass french fry hairs reported me for not giving them money on dh
by ii.tiara May 25, 2022
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French Fist

The insertion of the fist into a man's urethra
It is my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm giving him a French Fist tonight
by Teenita May 28, 2022
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