flying mattress

Female flight attendant, usually know to be an easy lay at every destination!

Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!

by Jimmy de Bogan March 8, 2024

Flying Nicolas

The flying Nicolas is summoned when you are making love to your beloved one and you start a ritual. If the flying Nicolas is happy then he will fly away with your beloved one and if he is not happy he will Rape everyone in the room.

did you summon the flying Nicolas

by Iaergf;dbf October 26, 2025

Kill a Flying Kangaroo

The act of shooting down a Qantas airplane

Lets Kill a Flying Kangaroo
Those kids at Guildford Grammar School seem to wanna kill a flying kangaroo

by tktktktktktktktktk June 26, 2023

flying mormon

A sexy move

I gave her the flying Mormon

by Red it December 12, 2016

Flush & Fly

When you don't have enough time to unclogg the toilet before you have to pee so when you flush you leave immediately and wash your hands in the kitchen sink

My friend had to pull a Flush & Fly before he got the his hazmat suit on to reenter the "battlezone"

by Niggerinthehood December 17, 2018

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Sexydimma March 9, 2013

Getting Stung By A Fly

Getting stung by a fly means confusing others in a way that they forget what they were meant to do.
(It is something that I made up)

Person A: "Did you understand what __ meant in their presentation?"
Person B: "No. Probably they tried getting stung by a fly."

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025