Facebook Facade

The happy bullshit you post publicly to maintain your own damn sanity.

Girl: "I see things are great in your life!"

Guy: "Nah, lost my job, got a DUI and left my dime bag in a jacket in my friend's car, but can't let the world think I'm a loser... Gotta keep up the Facebook Facade!"

by This2ShallPass December 10, 2014

Facebook Sextet

When all six of the randomly selected friend profile photos showing in your Friends category are all female or all male - emphasis is on the opposite sex.

I logged on 130 times and finally hit a Facebook Sextet. My girlfriend's gonna be jealous.

by Rex Skidmore January 13, 2010

facebook sharer

when you own ur own account on facebook and a friend does not n they go on urs.

Kendal:hey jasmine can i go on ur facebook i need to be a look at something?

Jasmine: yeah i guess so i guess i can be a facebook sharer.

by kenrid June 27, 2009

Facebook serenade

The act of singing to someone, like your boy/girlfriend.

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do
From your boy/girlfriend a Facebook serenade

by Imma rock U June 13, 2012

Facebook hot

The act of looking only attractive on Facebook. People are Facebook hot by severly editing pictures.

Gina: That guy was so hot!
Tina: Nah, he's Facebook hot. I saw him in person and he was ugly.

by kenzielala September 6, 2012

Facebook Date

When you and a friend post on one of your walls and it goes to 10 comments or over.

Dave: Dude I totally had a date with Tina last night! Frank: No way! She would never date you. Dave: Yeah she would man, we facebook dated! We talked for 15 whole posts!

by dustybuckets September 29, 2010

facebook victim

Someone who attacks other outside of Facebook, but later post the responses of their victims on Facebook and proceeds to play the victim.

She calls me about something and now wants to play the facebook victim.

by WhatDoIUseNow? January 30, 2015