scrochdingers douchbag

A person who says stupid things and decides weather or not they’re joking based on the reaction it provoked

Person 1: Mike is such a scrochdingers douchbag, he’s never funny!

Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!

You: how did i find this?

by KitKat ✌🏻 August 13, 2023

Essence of douschebag

Deodorant body spray.

“Ew it smells like essence of douschebag in here.”

by Compatibility Issue February 26, 2018

Schrödinger’s doucebag

A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction

Todd was a perfect Schrödinger’s doucebag at the bar today

by 05-13 November 25, 2024

el baggo doucho

Foreign Language douch bag thanks to Adam Sandler as Opera Man

George Bush or Ringo Star are el baggo douchos

by Jerm March 27, 2003