To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.
by Potato Salad 123 April 03, 2025
To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
by Potato Salad 123 April 03, 2025
by Racecur September 22, 2018
A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.
“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”
by Phil Shtick May 23, 2018
An offer or invitation made to someone out of respect or politeness, with the expectation that person will decline said offer or invitation.
For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml
For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml
i gave her a cookie offer to come to a party with me but she actually said yes, so now i have to go with her.
by 8I December 17, 2022
At first, I was simply going to say that I miss you.
But doesn't begin to encapsulate how I truly feel about you because quite frankly, I am in love with you. I am in love with you in a way I can't fully describe. It is not romantic, but it is not platonic either. I am in love with your essence, with your existence, with you presence. My love for you feels beyond, beyond like the stars. You are impossible to resist, like gravity. How can I? The force is strong, but perfect in its precision. You are perfect for me, which is why I feel so drawn to you.
But doesn't begin to encapsulate how I truly feel about you because quite frankly, I am in love with you. I am in love with you in a way I can't fully describe. It is not romantic, but it is not platonic either. I am in love with your essence, with your existence, with you presence. My love for you feels beyond, beyond like the stars. You are impossible to resist, like gravity. How can I? The force is strong, but perfect in its precision. You are perfect for me, which is why I feel so drawn to you.
by Your Bunny Forever June 04, 2023