mush cock

A term created by my cousin and me. This is a noun describing the condition of a man's erect penis, only it is soft and mushy in the erect state. This is NOT like whiskey dick, because the man in this case is completely sober, he is just born this way (sadly).

Girlfriend one: "The guy I hooked up with was so bad in bed, I could barely feel him in me, he had mush cock"
Girlfriend two: "Word"

by craftyashley August 3, 2007

cock mop

This is a woman... or a man that loves to fuck anything anytime! They will go so far as to "mop" the cum off one dick and hit another without missing a beat. They are often seen in porno movies.

Dude, that filthy animal is a cock mop if I've ever seen one!

by TDP411 February 27, 2008

cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.

Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!

by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008

cock and bollas

something crazy and or out of the ordinary.

Kristen: devin lets go cock and bollas today.

or

Devin:kristen what are you wearing today it looks like cock and bollas.

by kristenbaby May 22, 2008

Cock Binge

When one binges, or has too much of, cock (penis). Usually assimilated with, but not limited to, promiscuous women.

Person 1: I hooked up alot last night.
Person 2: Massive cock binge?
Person 1: Oh yeah. Massive cock binge.
*slaps high five*

by Lozzy P April 9, 2008

cock canyon

the canyon between two large boobs that a super hard cock can slide back and forth inwow,

Wow, that woman has a perfect cock canyon!

by secret mistress September 30, 2016

grandfather cock

When you're trying to shop for some antique grandfather clocks for your paps but then you unfortunately forget the "l" in "grandfather clock" and now you wish you were dead.

Poor Fool: *mistakenly types 'grandfather cock', clicks on 'images'*
*questionable things appear*
Poor Fool: AH DEAR GOD GET THE BLEACH

by Vladdy45 April 26, 2019