mush cock

A term created by my cousin and me. This is a noun describing the condition of a man's erect penis, only it is soft and mushy in the erect state. This is NOT like whiskey dick, because the man in this case is completely sober, he is just born this way (sadly).

Girlfriend one: "The guy I hooked up with was so bad in bed, I could barely feel him in me, he had mush cock"
Girlfriend two: "Word"

by craftyashley August 3, 2007

thick cock

Thick cock represents the male reproductive system known as the "penis" or "peni" for a plural.
Thick is shown when the penis is enlargened

gay 1:man, your dad's cock was thicc dude
gay 2:you mean he had a thick cock?

by dorigo bimo October 22, 2018

cock canyon

the canyon between two large boobs that a super hard cock can slide back and forth inwow,

Wow, that woman has a perfect cock canyon!

by secret mistress September 30, 2016

The Fiery Cock

The sexual act of dipping the penis into Sirarcha sauce then receiving a blowjob while getting fingered in the ass. As your receiving the blowjob, flap your arms and make rooster noises.

"Dude, I heard a weird rooster noise coming from your room last night. What was going on in there?"

"Ahh nothing we just did The Fiery Cock"

by 24arod24 September 29, 2011

cock mop

This is a woman... or a man that loves to fuck anything anytime! They will go so far as to "mop" the cum off one dick and hit another without missing a beat. They are often seen in porno movies.

Dude, that filthy animal is a cock mop if I've ever seen one!

by TDP411 February 27, 2008

Cock Brand

A Cock brand, sometimes refered to as Cock Logo is a tattoo, most commonly of tribal design, appearing on the backs and shoulders of Cocks, douches, and other social retards and serve as a good mark of who to avoid in the bar.

Person1: Dude I'm gonna get a tattoo!
Friend: Cool what kind?
P1: A tribal right here on my shoulder! it'll be awesome
F: No it'll be a cock brand and you'll look like a douche!

by Dr. Ars Egravy March 15, 2010

cock and bollas

something crazy and or out of the ordinary.

Kristen: devin lets go cock and bollas today.

or

Devin:kristen what are you wearing today it looks like cock and bollas.

by kristenbaby May 22, 2008