fart burn

When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.
"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."

"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"

"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
by pastacarbonara June 08, 2022
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Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.
"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"
by Nianianananan February 25, 2023
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Alaskan rug burn

When you take a rug, wrap someone up in it and roll them down a big grassy hill.
Oh no he didn’t, he didn’t really just get an Alaskan Rug Burn did he?”
by The Ziggller September 18, 2022
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To Bunsen Burn

"I did so poorly on that science quiz. Where's a Bunsen burner? I want to Bunsen burn it!"
by Melon Cooler February 08, 2019
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Jamie Burns

Jamie Burns is a proper nonce
by yermawswilly November 22, 2019
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To Burn Steam

in a gay chat all Hey guys, I’m not gay; I’m just here to burn steam.
by TucsonDaddy May 09, 2021
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Summercamp Burn

The sunburn you receive after the first day of Hillsong Summercamp after forgetting to apply sunscreen at all or to certain areas.
"Dude your face is peeling"
"Yeah, It's my Summercamp Burn"
by The Lighting Guy December 13, 2016
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