A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.
" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "
by Ksmoke January 14, 2016
Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"
Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"
Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"
by BigDog9 April 22, 2017
by Srkarl July 09, 2020
a dude who on halloween night gives out anything but candy (eg toothbrushes, fruits, etc) to trick or treaters
in reference to “you picked the wrong house fool” because you did
in reference to “you picked the wrong house fool” because you did
by babosi87 November 20, 2023
by Big Andy on yt July 04, 2022
Ok, so Smoked Fam is a Streets Group that is way better than this ass group called "YOULOSE". Another thing is, it has A LOT of admin abuse whereas they mute some mad lads. Overall, this is the best Streets Group.
by PRIVATE ENCOUNTERS October 04, 2020