fuck crumpet

Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck

A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.

Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.

Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung

by Coli J February 12, 2022

Fuck-Boy Feminist

A man who performs selective feminism in a self-aggrandising attempt at ingratiating himself with women and getting laid.

You are a Fuck-Boy Feminist. The most insidious form of misogynist.

by Gaby Birle January 26, 2024

Nega-Fucks

Fucks that are so small and dense, it caves in on itself, creating a fuck black hole that sucks in your sanity.

*Boring ass lecture*
Student 1: Words cannot describe how little of a fuck I give right now...
Student 2: Brooo, I'm about to start giving nega-fucks...
Student 1: Oh no...
* Student 2's brain begins to implode as the destructive force of nega-fucks erodes his mental capacity*
Student 1: Ah shit, here we go again...

by Lightskin Dreads April 22, 2019

crust as fuck

When you're too god damn crust to give a fuck and you reek of apolitical ideology.

Dude did you see that guys dreads? He's crust as fuck! I really like her ACAB patch.

by killcops March 17, 2017

bum fuck a nigga

Something that someone says while they are fried. Particularly white people say this. These people tend to act like retards as well

Bum fuck a nigga! Bum fuck a nigga!

by Good jello August 06, 2014

Meeting Fucked

When you have meetings back to back all day

I'm meeting fucked today. When asked if you have any free time

by landofpandas991 February 06, 2020

Fuck You Discount

When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized

Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."

by Kevin2030 February 14, 2021