Turd

Amber heard

Amber heard is a turd

by Eikmr May 9, 2022

turd brushed

The evidence of massive load after flushing.

After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.

by demon71 November 28, 2012

Turd Culprit

Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!

I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!

by Turdo maestro July 31, 2021

Turd tugger

When you’re taking a dump in an automatically flushing toilet and it starts flushing mid turd and the water starts pulling your turd out of you

Dude I had a mean turd tugger in the bathroom on the second floor

by Jjacob71 November 14, 2018

last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

Turd noodler

Fisting a butt.

People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.

She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024