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Sheik Polly Pocket

A noun, referring to a short brown man of Persian/Pakistani descent who tells women he is a "sheik" to get into their panties.
The signifigance of the phrase "polly pocket" in the phrase is that it describes the rather small stature of the individual in question. IE, polly pocket was a popular toy in the late 90's that could easily be folded up and stored in a child's pocket because it was so small, much like sheik polly's penis.
Jon: "Man did you hear what sheik polly pocket did this time?"

Adil: "Lemme guess, he told some girl he has a lot of money to get into her panties?""

Jon: "Yup."
by Jterror March 17, 2010
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Professional Pocket Watcher

A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win unanimously.

Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building. All while almost losing his veteran rental voucher because he don't know his own rent or business, rather he knows everyone else's businesses.

Harris ridicules the toes of his daughter, the girlfriend and wives if his friends, and the random street walkers he picks up for sexual relations. Harris refuses to look down or acknowledge his own feet which are in need of serious medical attention: he nearly lost two toes to being frostbitten when he was too afraid to stay in the house with a woman he despised and too cheap to get a hotel room, and instead slept in his cold car on a freezing night.

Harris is a professional pocket watcher. He cares more about others (particularly women) toes than his own toes which, if a child has to look at, would make them cry.
by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023
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Hitler Hot Pocket

A technique used in sexual intercourse, where the man shits in the girls vagina while fapping the girl. The man then turns the women on which makes her cum, and creates a mixture between shit and semen. The boy then licks the new mixture while the women moans out nazi propreganda songs and does a hitler salute. The man proceeds to spit out the mixture all over the women while the women moans out anti seismatic statements.
A absoloutely destroyed her last night while doing the Hitler Hot Pocket
by meatbeater6969 January 7, 2022
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peruvian lean pocket

shitting in ones hands and then using the shit as lube for inserting a dildo in your own ass
the peruvian sheep herder had to go to the hospital after the tube of sheep antibiotic got stuck in his ass after giving himself a peruvian lean pocket

alabama lean pocket
by walkingraven September 8, 2009
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Oklahomo Hot Pocket

Shit in a guys ass crack and use it as lubricant
So jeff you wanna do an oklahomo hot pocket tonight?
by stefan janoskis August 23, 2009
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hot pocket

The act of lining your mouth with cellophane and having someone shit in it.
I heard Jason got a big hot pocket from his girlfriend yesterday.
by Retardfogle February 24, 2009
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Hot Pocket

The act of blowing warm moist air into a women's pussy.
When my girlfriend was getting a lap dance, that stripper blew right through here panty's and gave her a Hot Pocket. Nice.......
by soruwm June 14, 2011
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