When you eat spicy food and get the burns. But when you take your diarrhea infested shit you bust a nut in that toilet.
by Jawn8282828 November 7, 2018
Get the Texas Blowout Stewmug. by Tjeerdmachine August 7, 2025
Get the Texas rope pullmug. Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
Get the Texas tea kettlemug. Used To describe when something in a list is noticeably and significantly worse than everything else. usually used as a image of a polar bear with the text "What da hell is a Polar bear doin in Arlington Texas"
by Apollo1721 February 26, 2024
Get the Polar Bear In Arlington Texasmug. by GalaxyGod June 25, 2022
Get the Texas Petermug. Just after a woman pinches one off, and before a shower, she lets you take her from behind. As an act of gesture as you approach, she lifts up one of her cheeks to help you. However, after lifting her cheek, you are overcome with the awful remnants of her previous activity. You have just experienced her texas trashcan.
My girl did not tell me she had just taken a dump and told me she wanted me from behind. As I approached my landing from behind, she lifted her texas trashcan lid and I chipped a tooth.
by The BK Man November 27, 2021
Get the Texas Trashcanmug. by Dalton green January 31, 2021
Get the Texas Dirt devilmug.