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mount pleasant high school - texas

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
by livelaughlové March 21, 2022
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Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass
did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again
by Varamochi April 2, 2022
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Texas

Please help my friends keep saying this isn't real... is it real anymore?... or am I just dreaming...?
Texan: "Living in Texas is amazing!"
Random person: "But Texas isn't even real??"
by Reddy weddy April 5, 2022
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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

What’s that movie that sucked ass?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022
by colabear18 April 13, 2022
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Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.
A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.
by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020
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