New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain

John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome

by KingAlban December 25, 2022

sock arm

a lying bitch

tell me the truth you sock arm

by cookieloverdiabetes September 20, 2020

Sticky Sock

A sock with jizz in it

yo my ma found my sticky sock

by wizardofjizz March 18, 2024

moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult

dude, that last game was so moss sock

by konii February 27, 2021

burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf

You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock

by Boom man July 8, 2016

Sock Kiss

A Sock Kiss is when you put your feet on top of another one’s e.g footsie

“Lisa and Chris decided to do a Sock Kiss”

by Floorboard2 January 12, 2022

Sock-Dick Danny

A man whose penis is uncircumcised. A term made popular by comedian Bryan Callen. See also: Clean-Tip Tim

Hey man, is your sister okay dating a Sock-Dick Danny, or is she more into Clean-Tip Tims?

by grand unified August 26, 2016