Zapping Milk Fountain

The act of one person jacking off then waiting to they start to cum, hooking up jumper cables and receiving an electric shock that isn't enough to kill them and is more than enough to make the orgasm worth the pain.

"Do you remember Tanya?"
"Yeah that bitch is crazy, but on the upside she gave me an awesome zapping milk fountain."

by KappaTOOSTRUNG June 8, 2015

Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.

I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.

by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016

good bread and milk

when a girl looks so leng and sexy that she is consider on a different level of attractivness - originated from tin ziw

'look at that girl shes good bread and milk' 'nah that girl is good bread and milk'

by sirtease June 2, 2022

Sour horse milk

The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.

"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"

by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.

Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)

by JJthepuller February 16, 2023

milk dud bumping

When a man repeatedly hits poop as he is inserting his penis into another man's asshole

Bill asked Todd if they could do some milk dud bumping later because he enjoys it immensely.

by Shonte Jr. July 6, 2014

Hillbilly Juicy milk

when you take hillbilly chocolate milk and add fruit juice to it

Hey can I have so Hillbilly Juicy milk

by FoxHart221 March 9, 2022