by Jerkette March 17, 2020
An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 06, 2018
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
<.7.9.7.6.>Bother I, Angel Jose Robles On WHere TO Place Hyphens And Underscores And, I, Angel Jose RObles WIll Kill YOu<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Bother I, Angel Jose Robles On WHere TO Place Hyphens And Underscores And, I, Angel Jose RObles WIll Kill YOu<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Going To Kill You For Any Reason, So Please Believe The Transgressive Anagramic Notion
Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Going To Kill You For Any Reason, So Please Believe The Transgressive Anagramic Notion
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025
Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me
by Abreathofaversaillian January 21, 2025
Although my date was handsome and cool, the hairs I saw growing out of his nose was an immediate clit kill
by Miriam 309 November 30, 2017