French dyslexia

Condition of which you cannot read French

Charlie has French dyslexia

by The New English Dictionary January 14, 2021

Chester French

Using one's tongue to floss betwixt another human's toes. Typically performed as pre-coital foreplay among incestuous peoples.

"YEEEEEE! Give 'er the ol' Chester French! Those toes are filthy..."

by Splorpy January 23, 2021

Tristan French

Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad

Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy

by Samtheman61 January 24, 2021

French Oven

Like a dutch oven but you stay under the sheets french kissing your significant other and pressing your nose to your significant other's cheek so that you don't smell your fabrication.

Yesterday I gave my gf a french oven. She did not like it.

by Joelito69 January 25, 2021

French

The language you use when you want to make someone know that you think you are a posh twat and is better than you in every way. It is repulsive and considered a sin to even say the word "French" in a church,catherdral or any holy place( doesn't matter which religion) It is also common courtesy not to speak any french in any place as you have now become a burden upon society

Judge: You have been charged of being French, how do you plead?
French Person: Guilty

by JohannIsn'tMyName January 27, 2021

French kissing Sanchez

When you’re eating ass and your partner has a hemorrhoid.

I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.

by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021

French Horn

When head is being received and you also have a fist in your ass, much like the playing of the french horn.

Guy 1: What were you doing with your girl last night?
Guy 2: She gave me the French horn treatment

Guy 1: Ahhh dude I love that shit

by TheTubaPlayer February 3, 2021