Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

Half Chucker

When one is of African Spear Chucker and Caucasian decent.

I never knew Mike was a Half Chucker.

by Porchmonkey.com September 14, 2019

half-grandaunt

Grandparent's half-sister.

My half-grandaunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half-grandaunt

Grandparent's half-sister.

Half-grandaunt.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 14, 2023

half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.

I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.

by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019

half sasquatch

When you shave one side of your pubes and leave the other side hairy.

“Damn dude that’s a nice half sasquatch”

by Half sasquatch or no sasquatch July 22, 2022